You have a positive disposition toward any movie not made by Christopher Nolan? That both charms and baffles me.

That crystal stuff doesn't work for my cat. It damned sure isn't going to work for a human.

You know, I was totally fine with the whole furry thing until I learned that they shit in litter boxes.

Damn right! Let's shoot this fucker!

Sure sounds like it. And I feel like this should go without saying, but: if I was keeping a harem of underaged sex slaves, no, I fucking well would not deserve a personal life.

"You a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna help R. Kelly? Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women! Hide his camcorder!"

*shudder*

Astonishing how little that gets talked about now. Fifteen is young.

His Twilight Zones are among the high points of that series, as well. (And the first place I ever heard "How Dry I Am," incidentally.)

Yeah. He had a beautiful, beautiful run. 89 is a pretty good stretch of time. I'd take that.

Today, let us all give two fucks for Bela.

I'm touched, J. Seriously. I give a healthy handful of fucks about this.

The air on planes was actually a lot better when they still allowed smoking, apparently.

Aw, what? Shit.

I have had a few good nights over the years :)

That night? I believe I drank a lot and got laid. (Not to Ann Coulter.)

Basically.

"…more than earned the right for everyone to be outwardly hostile toward her."

Not so uber now, are ya, Annie?

That's a pretty good point, actually. Why's she amongst the rabble? Shouldn't she be sitting in first class, eating rack of lamb and throwing the bones over her shoulder?