Keep listening to songs from the '80s and they feel so 2013. The other night it was "Burning Down the House" from the Talking Heads. Tonight it's X and "I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts", a song that came out in the height of Reagan era paranoia. Back then the lyrics were definitely THEN. But now they sound so NOW.…

I got to thinking about awful sisters and it made me remember this awesome bit from Parks and Recreation. Such a GREAT show. Is everyone watching it? That's one show I'm watching in real time and not Netflix binging, it's so good.

Been dying to know what this person I like to call Alarmed Lady thinks about the two American generals in charge of nuclear warheads getting taken down in an armed coup this week. (Not really, they were just "relieved of their duties.") This makes me feel alarmed for some reason, so I can only imagine how Alarmed Lady…

I just took an Ambien so ha! You're about to go down, insomnia!

I am a Real Housewives connoisseur, dating all the way back to the days of the OC Angels and our beloved Richard Lawson, may his Crackerjacks forever chainsmoke.

Just finished the pilot for Fringe and OMG I have a new Netflix binge ahead. Aaand probably a broken heart because the show has been cancelled or something, right? Don't tell me. I know TV is a cruel beyotch.

Dozens are dead in yet another fire at a psychiatric institution in Russia. This one was such a firetrap authorities were apparently "trying to" condemn it, but hadn't. The story goes on to say that this is the second such incident in recent times, and reflects a growing concern for how Russia treats its mentally ill.

This lady is fed up. She recorded this video in what looks like her SUV after watching the President's speech (probably to get away from the kids making a racket so she could hear). But what she heard did not please her, America. Oh no.

I apologize if everyone has already seen this long blog post that's supposedly written by John Cusack from a conversation with constitutional law professor Jon Turley. If not, enjoy! Cusack is so smart and subversive I am now going to go re-watch every movie he has ever been in.

That's what they're saying. This is allegedly the hit song and the girlfriend singing it. I'm still watching it in loops and too gaspy to comment. Excellent horse? Like lady? Sweating self to death running like robot in factory? Good God. Of course, they say China is just seeking regime change and planting or…

Mrs. Colombo wanted to be a hard-hitting journalist but she had no experience so the only job she could get was at Gawker a shopper. (I kid, Gawker.)