Went to Denver Heath for my yearly 3 years ago, the midwife figured out I was eligible for a free IUD and scheduled it for me “demanding” I take up the offer. Best thing anyone ever did for me.

I've always been irrationally jealous of my friend who gave birth the same day Tina Fey gave birth to one of her kids.

I want to know if I could survive this

Yep, I totally cancelled Scribd when that happened.

I dedicated half of 2014 and all of 2015 to romance and finding a style in it that I could always go to for a good read.

Start reading the second book now!

You're going to enjoy the next couple of seasons.

My boyfriend has read the books and will not watch the tv show with me because he can’t stand to SEE how dumb Claire is.

Me: “Hey babe, will you do that one thing you do that I love so much?”

I hope this becomes a thing on the Internet: calling out the horrible government fucks and having your buddy film it and post it for us all to see and be inspired to do the same.

I hope this becomes a thing: spotting the horrible out in nature and having a friend record the call out.

I’ve never been with a woman, but Neko Case is on mine! Also Shirley Manson. My boyfriend is slightly worried that my list is all red haired women and no men.

I got an “American Wave” perm last year. Look it up. I loved it. According to them, not necessarily the size of the rollers, it’s how the hair is rolled on particular rollers.

Same. Worked there for 9 months, the produce i didn’t know the numbers to (i sort of refused to memorize that shit) I would just stick on the scale, pretend to type codes, and then stick in their disgusting reusable shopping bags.

I’ve been telling my boyfriend that I would be GREAT at this job. I love tedious tasks, and this one would be the grandest of all.

My old therapist asked me what kind of woman I wanted to be. My reply: “Tammi Taylor”

Show them!!

I'm 31, just got a job making 17.20/hr, and I thought I was doing pretty good! Realizing now I'm not as hot as I thought.

Agreed, but he went to school across the country nowhere near Colorado. Equal parts “why would someone choose that outfit?” and “he really goes to school here? why didn’t anyone tell me?”

A friend of mine, while attending a college halloween party, dressed up as JonBenet Ramsy......turns out that the real life JonBenet’s brother went to the same college and turned up at the same party. Party havers kicked my friend out of the party once he showed up. I made that same face when she told me that story.