Have you ever seen the SNL Weekend Update she was on years and years ago? One of my all time favorites.

The year anniversary of this happening, and I’m doing alright. I spent this years holiday with my boyfriend’s totally fucked up family, and no on tried to kill me. Surprise! I feel like it was a success. My mom sent us gifts along with a card explaining that she can’t live without me, and I just have the capacity to…

Ok, you’re right.

My British boyfriend and I devoured this show! We now talk about “tasting the layers” at mealtime.

Having the Worlds here in Richmond was truly one of the funnest weeks of my life, but getting to see Sagan and Lizzie Armitstead win the rainbow jersey is something I will never forgot. All races had exciting finishes and every winner was a class act.

Yep, I'm from Texas. Never even heard of HPV until I moved out of the state.

This was really upsetting to me. No one had ever mentioned to me when I was young to get vaccinated for this, then all of a sudden I’m too old for it, and PP said it would cost $700 out of pocket.

She is terrifying, and I think I love her.

I feel this story is a little like when bro’s become cops because they think it’s going to be exciting and they can change the world.......but then they’re stuck doing paperwork and bored and start doing dumb shit and get themselves in trouble. Dude thought it would be exciting, decided to be Jason Borne, got himself…

Yes! I was in a Kaki King music video years and years ago. I love her!

Neko Case, she is the role model you didn’t know you already had.

I don't want to contribute to American society anymore.

Why can’t Jezebel pickup Afterhours??? I always wondered why this wasn’t a given.

Well, I just cried.

In my mid twenties I always thought about having children as “If I get pregnant I’ll make it work!” because I always thought you would have to be some kind of crazy to plan a pregnancy. But back then I was damaged from a bad breakup and hadn’t had a romantic or physical relationship in from years 22-29 and pregnancy…

After I colored my hair black and had straight across bangs, my mom said to me:

I almost cried at therapy once. That was embarrassing.

I never even took “senior pictures” in high school. I don’t want to look at myself as a general rule.

I will have to re-read this again when I'm sober, but I think I can relate.

bless you