Isn’t there a 30 Rock about this?

Haha!! I’m always like “I need something stronger dammit!!” And y'all just don't believe me. ;)

I always thought I must have the grossest eyes ever because UD doesn’t even stand a chance on me. SO THANK YOU for speaking about Nars, I will check it out.

I would love to see this. Woodcut art is my all time favorite and something I don't have enough of in my collection (on my walls or tattoos in that style). Especially art by women! I recently purchased a etching from an artist in Scotland, and hope she sends it soon!

Thank you for doing what I’m too drunk to do. 30 Rock for life.

I recently found this motivation that you speak of, and it was in the form of a damn Apple Watch. I have to get those fitness circles around or I can't have the damn beer I want so bad. I told my boyfriend I was embarrassed by this, but what the heck, it's still motivation.

I just started a full time work from home job. I’m not spam I swear! But holy shit, after one month under my belt, I don’t even have a belt anymore that fits. I’m not engaged, but I'm worrying about this already because I love beer too much to be able to loose weight fast. Should I start crunches without a wedding to…

I don’t know, but I wish I had received a poem instead.

I received a friend request from my ex’s new wife just after they got married and she changed her last name. It was so gross! And they cheated on me behind my back and hadn’t contacted him since I found out about them. Again, just so gross.

Amen

Dammit, I can't get a good pic of my face. Should I try underboob from now on?

We should be friends. Another church here in Richmond has done some crazy shit to me because I am a woman. It’s encouraging to hear you have found a new place you feel safe, I still feel a deep and long lasting scar and haven’t been to another church in years. Thanks for the great read.

Does Poot wear sketchers too?

Bless mine, because it’s now broken.

I remember reading this when it happened. I couldn’t get my brain to separate her from Rita Wilson, and was all “there’s no way!!!”

I was working my dream job in Denver, but couldn’t afford anything. I ended up having to move because I couldn’t find a new place to live, and I was in debt because the company accountant hadn’t taken out my taxes and was surprised by a huge tax bill. When it all came crashing down on me I remember crying “I can’t…

Yuuuuum!

Exactly. Someone argued with me the other day that “you learn about life” in your twenties and 30 wouldn’t be so good if it wasn’t for those years. FUCK THAT! I just turned 30 this year, I still think that if someone would have locked me up from 21-28 at the very least, I would be in a much better position mentally.…

You should have to spend your 20’s locked up and safe from yourself.

Thank you for this. Haven't seen Grande baby jokes in too long.