turtlewexler
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Ja, my first though was Ward, but what about Deathlok? Or Bobbi?

It’s Ward. Again. It’s always Ward.

“SHIELD” and “past” are all I got to before getting lost in a mad fever dream where Agent Carter is still around.

The biggest gift my family ever gave me was that fully 50% of each generation don’t get married and become kickass uncles and aunts, for something like four generations now. So I was raised in an environment where being an old single was never “the wrong path” or some sort of lingering doom.

I am 60 years old. In case it helps, I’m going to tell you what I know.

The winner: Prince.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Both he and Bandersnatch Cummerbund have faces that I consider compelling, not traditionally attractive. I think there’s value in that when it comes to movies and TV - a face that is photogenic and videogenic, but not cookie cutter handsome.

I think it’s that aggressive, awkward, raw but genuine honesty that Driver seems to have gift for delivering, verbally and non-verbally, in all of his performances. It’s rather passionate, and makes all of the pink parts happy.

He did the same sort of thing in “Girls”, too. He makes you uncomfortable, he’s a dick,

I don’t agree with you, but stars for “ he looked like that last remaining potato in the back of the drawer.”

I’ve been saying this for years. I do not get Cumberbatch being attractive. Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes? HELL YES.

#reylo memes are so excellent. I’m supposed to be an adult too but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cumberbatch is only hot as Sherlock.

I absolutely disliked Kylo and was on the #WheresRey train two years ago—and wrote hot takes about how stupid Disney was to try to frame KR as the protagonist of TFA, when REY obvs, is the one we identify with.

Hot Like Charles Bronson is an excellent band name.

You’re really going to like TLJ.

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

I think she looks modern and chic whereas Kate looks like a Christmas bear. Well played, Meghan!

Seriously. And now she’s claiming the whole “episode” distressed *her*?? Ugh she can go fuck off.

Princess Michael is the worst