IF (big if) I have guac leftover, I flatten and spray with lemon juice and then cover with saran wrap so its in contact with the guac.  Zero air contact for maximum deliciousness next day.  Water is a good idea too since it can just be poured off.

Goatsemate!

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Nude chess, with all buttholes gaped open, is the only solution here. 

I know, you’d think I would have learned my lesson when I disclosed how to buy bananas... but seriously, there are tons of these “how to ripen avocados”/”bad news about speeding up avocado ripening” stories, and rarely do they mention what ripe avocados look like, and therefore perhaps people don’t know what to look…

The savings really come from replacement. Back when we used incandescent bulbs, we’d replace them once every couple of months. LEDs are once every few years.

Lol they don’t produce awful light. I mean sure you can always buy bottom of the barrel LED bulbs, but it sounds like you’re basing your experience of them from what was around a decade ago. My LIFX bulbs are absolutely unmatched, especially so with being able to adjust the white balance. The emitted light is far…

There will always be troglodytes.

Aren’t hammers cordless by definition?

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How easy is it to confirm the truck’s owner? This incident should have been cleared up within minutes of the arrival of the police. Now those same police have carelessly committed the crime of false arrest.

At the very least, the hat should come off at the table. Come on.

I still say taking your hat off is a sign of respect. Particularly if you’re a guest in someone’s home.  

Short kings exist aplenty in the world of riches and privilege. But some lesser known tech bros, finance guys, actors, and wealthy soft bois are going to extreme lengths to leave their short king status behind for the new shiny mantle of…slightly taller king.

Well, I can say from the other end of the spectrum (I’m 6'8") - the world certainly isn’t bending for me; based on the amount of shit I hit my head on...

Toddler can still close it (and pinch fingers). Or find some other way to hurt or nearly kill themselves. Toddlers are exceptionally good at finding failure points.

I agree with you completely except now I have a toddler. I used to do just this... when it was done just open it and pull the top rack out enough to prop the door open but not have it be open all the way. 30 min later I’d put everything away and it was all dry. Now that I have a toddler I can’t leave it open any…

I haven’t done this before, but I would if I grocery shopped around dinner time. My grocery store does pretty good meal kits. But I shop in the mornings, so instead, when I do my grocery pickup every two weeks I splurge—if you can call 89 cents a splurge—on what I call my grocery donut. Then I eat it on the way home…

I will try to submit this idea to the right people...

I don’t understand why they haven’t made black licorice candy corn. I want chaos.