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I was speaking to a spokesman for American Airlines last week and he mentioned that there is a law that states if you are forced off a plane the airline owes you 1000x the price of your ticket. Apparently it’s something not too many people know and it’s not something the airlines want people to know. Usually they try

I’d have to disagree on your Rhode Island perspective. Since all of CT waves are blocked by Long Island, it is the closest place to visit to enjoy the surf, unless you want to go to Long Island for some reason. Block Island is a “party spot” assuming you are married or about to be. The Newport Jazz Festival is one of

As a lifeguard in the mighty state of Rhode Island, we had a fun filled summer of Portuguese Man of Wars. One day, while treating a sting, our captain mixed up the vinegar and bleach bottles and used the latter to treat a little boy’s wound! He was not a captain for long after that

I think Melania is going for a Jackie Kennedy look, only without the circular hat. I could be mistaken though

I think you’re over analyzing things and stereotyping the way men think, but don’t worry because girls tend to think that way!

Keep in mind: the only president to drop the bomb was a Democrat.

It’s been a while since my last Political Science class, but wasn’t the largest nuke tested a 50-ish megaton bomb dropped over Siberia in a Russian nuclear test? 500 miles destroyed in every direction from the point of impact? Done in the 70s-80s? What else is new?

Maybe she can sit next to Lewinsky to make it fair

Is this an air fryer? If so, I'm game. My roommate has one that we use for wings and it's perfect!

Is this an air fryer? If so, I'm game. My roommate has one that we use for wings and it's perfect!

1996ish: My mother used to sell Toyotas, but wanted a big ass Suburban to tow us around in as kids. She knew she would get a shitty deal if she went to a dealer herself, so she used an intermediary. Eventually the Chevy dealer found out and got upset and decided to repossess the paid off Suburban. One day as we got

The Hodor bit was GRRM’s idea. I watched the “behind the scenes” thing after the show and the directors said that they were shocked when he told them. So yeah, it'll probably be in the books!

It sounds like George Clooney wants to make America Great Again!

Don't forget Secaucus, NJ supports two NFL teams!

I’m not sure that all research centers would be gone, especially military ones. Raytheon is far removed from major cities, as are most military colleges. I’m doubtful the aliens would bother going to Colorado Springs, for example. I can’t perfectly remember which US cities were destroyed in the first film or how wide

This reminds me of the friend who refused to invest in tobacco companies, the others that refused to invest in weed companies, car companies, financial companies, defense companies, oil and energy companies, Walmart, Monsanto, BP, fashion, McDonald's, Taco Bell, and many others that they felt were evil!

Story 17: Finned Fish Allergy is a real thing. I have it. I can eat most shellfish, but no finned fish. Octopus and squid are fine though. My dad is allergic to shellfish so food selection was never in my favor. Whatever, I can only eat the tasty seafood that doesn’t smell, fin by me!

Whooooooosh! Did you read a different article? Do you think the dad would be even thinking about forgiveness if it were not for his faith? I don’t like to casually throw around the term “retarded” but...

Well it looks like I’ve missed my opportunity to tell my Richard Gere/Robert DeNiro story! Oh well...