It’s hard to sell houses when you’re dead.  Mixing Xanax and alcohol isn’t a recipe for longevity.

The main problem is you have all these dingbats resigning, so there’s nothing left but yes men. The 25th ain’t gonna happen.

One of the advantages of being “old” and “out of it” is that I have no idea who these people are. Good times.

I agree. The end result of impeachment here, just like last time, will be him taking another victory lap. More Republicans will vote to overturn the election results than will vote to impeach and remove him from office (and it won’t even be close).

he’s like a shitty bowler who has always bowled with the rails up and thinks he’s a great bowler as a result. His money has always ensured that he has good lawyers around to enable his incompetence and continue to create a fantasy world where he never loses (and if he does, it just disappears and he’s quickly…

The only reason she didn't catch hands was because his mother wasn't there. 

she spoke to CNN. i want to throttle her. no, I don’t. ok yes I do, I just don’t like that I do.

They just can’t grasp how they could fuck themselves by repealing it.  Almost makes me want it to happen.

I explained who in the story, you know, if you had read it. Or did you just come here to be a dick?

No, had they only hung every confederate politician and military leader like they deserved. Then seized all of their property and wealth and gave it to the union to do with it as they pleased. 

User error strikes again.

Is there anything inherently difficult about getting verified? Because the advocacy statement rang very hollow in this case. Like they just copied the same language used when Backdoor got shuttered without acknowledging that it is still very much legal for sex workers to make and upload porn.

She was accepted back after being found innocent but turned down the offer. Not rogue but no longer a Jedi either. Just likely the most powerful Force wielder for the good side this side of Yoda after Anakin turned to the dark side. And likely the one person who understood there is no black and white separation. It's…

They did give her a choice to come back in Season 5's last scene, and she walked out on them on her own. Her final conversations with the Jedi Council in Season 7 also make it clear the Jedi would have been willing to take her back afterwards, if she’d wanted to return. But I do agree the phrasing’s odd.

Pretty sure Ahsoka has even said she’s no Jedi. But time can change people.

There’s two reasons. One, people with bad driving records pay much higher insurance, which makes them more likely to get away without it. And two, shitty drivers are often shitty people.

Jeez. The guy’s got a name. It’s Boom Mike. 

True. I give it five seconds, actually.

“The General Services Administration, which needs to “ascertain” or formally determine the winner of the election in order for the new presidential administration to use its transition funds and get other access, has refused to ascertain Biden as the winner.”