Just got around to reading this one.

They just hope they don't run into Cary Elwes.

Translation: Say goodbye to WOT.

There aren't very many nice things you can say about a 1983 Imperial. It's big, it's heavy, but it's got a V8 and rear wheel drive. Time for a burnout.

Assuming you didn't have to clean up it's poop, would you trade that dragon for Truckasaurus?

Their next legacy name to ruin? El Camino.

They probably want to keep the keys together so they can have both when they eventually sell the abused, hooned car to some poor sap. But still, fuck them. The gut-level, visceral rage and frustration at seeing two keys locked in a car, knowing that if they weren't so fucking stupid, you wouldn't be stuck waiting an…

7.) Bigfoot The Monster Truck Bursts Through A Ford Dealership

Those are good burgers, Walter.

Can someone please "THANKS, OBAMA!" this?

Offering a mazel tov to a known anti-semite admired by Hitler... good one.

ahem, #9. On my last car the driver's side mirror was held on with duct tape. Someone backed into me while I was parked. Your move.

"it's a blatant traffic grab"
—so here's a link to it.

I can even hear the little fella going "wee!"

I have a feeling authorities were already on the way at this point.

Mustang FPV
FPV-GT
FPV-ST

This guy(or girl)'s balls > yours.

I have an uncontrollable urge to play GTA Vice City now.

I have to agree. People cope with the stress of their jobs in different ways. This guy gets a little schadenfreude over seeing people shoveling while he's piling more snow on them. Was he doing his job? Yes. Was he being a dick and swearing at the people shoveling? Well, yes, but any other day of the week and his…