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Turd Ferguson
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I've been several times, and I think the age of the equipment makes it scarier, and more entertaining. Like riding an old creaky wooden roller-coaster. The fear of death is alluring and entertaining for some reason. And the sound of 5,000,000 volts of lightning discharge, makes the hair on my arm raise just thinking

I doubt these are ET signals. At best they're ET self-destructions. At worst they're ET galactic fumigations.

Pretty sure Ms. Walker can too.

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Im so stoned and can't stop watching that chicks face. Thanks, dick.

Man I really don't get what Amazon is trying to do with its hardware. The Kindle Fire HDX stuff seemed like a logical enough spin towards a more premium sorta product, but the Fire TV's "uhhhh...gaming? I guess?!" feature seems slightly scatterbrained and then this crazy six camera phone thing.

They really thought 4:20 was the best time to select for a photo shoot?

"Think your 802.11ac Wi-Fi is fast?"

Does a reverse method exist that turns other food into ice-cream?

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

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I think we may have found the Target credit card hacker.

So this restores the taskbar's place as a permanent and global UI anchor. That makes a lot of sense, and if they wanted to better marry the desktop and Metro environments, it was probably necessary.

Roku 3 also has an ethernet port for a bit more stable/fast connection, and a USB port for viewing photos and pirated movies. sorry, i spent the $100 on the roku 3 so i feel i must rationalize

If they make this without Ivan, it just wouldn't be Reitman.

Wow, I really shouldn't have come over to my favorite website after all the love and excitement we've had this evening in other places about the trailer. I'm sorry so many of you hated my book. I tried my best. Wow, this hurts. (But, just to be clear, I wrote this in 2005; I have the initial rejections to prove it.

Sounds like those fat cells got CREAMed!

I wish cheese puffs were bacteria, then they would multiply exponentially. Unlimited cheese puffs for everyone!!!

I wonder what it does to WiFi and cell reception.....