Sexual repression seems to be a requirement for modern conservativism and it’s turning them into a bunch of sex-obsessed weirdos without them even realizing it.

Holy crap, this loser really thinks he’s making some kind of point by spamming this same image over and over again, even though none of the characters meet the description he was complaining about his in OP post.

What “Facts,” you big baby? You just said “all” superheroes are “transitioning genius women of color” now. I can name about a hundred who aren’t, without even trying. You can’t even name five who are.

The Looney Tunes actually did this twice. The second time was in a 2006 direct to DVD movie titled Bah, Humduck: A Looney Tunes Christmas, in which Daffy Duck is Scrooge. It’s by no means great (the early 2000's were a low point for the Looney Tunes in general) but Daffy at least has more comedic range than Yosemite…

I don’t think it’s even most of us. I think the Nazi shitheads are a minority but they make such spectacles of themselves and do so much damage that they naturally get the most attention.

Geoff: We’re proud to announce the WORLD PREMIERE of Tencent’s newest title, Stupid Games! It’s coming soon to Epic Game Store, mobile devices, and the Atari Jaguar. And as you play, you’ll earn Dumb-Bux which you can exchange for Stupid Prizes! Or you can pay real money because even the most worthless prize will take…

Um, half an hour is a long time. Most Illumination movies are only about 80 minutes long. Having to sit through more than a third of the film before you can tolerate hearing the protagonist speak isn’t actually a good thing.

I’m optimistic that the foreign dubs of this movie will actually be watchable because they hired actual voice actors to play Mario.

Chris Pratt flipping a coin before each scene to decide if Mario will be Italian in this one or not.

Oh no, someone called a millionaire celebrity a mean name on the internet! Do we need to fetch a couch for you to faint on? Some extra pearls for you to clutch?

It’s about the inconsistent accent, it’s about the snubbing of real voice actors in favor of past-their-prime Hollywood celebrities, it’s about the lack of effort from Pratt, it’s about a lot of things.

How dare video game media site Kotaku continue to report on this video game media news.

Some news guy: Kevin Conroy died.

I’m glad someone else recognizes how brilliant Husbands of River Song was, just a beautiful capstone to her whole storyline.

Thanos woulda looked better if they had let him keep his helmet. Without it he looks like the aftermath of Homer Simpson fucking a California Raisin.

Deleted scene where Chris Pine sees a tree and begins weeping at the unfathomable miracles of this unthinkable future age.

I did but I failed the audition. It was at Little Caesars and the waiter asked if I wanted more Crazy Bread, and like an idiot I said “Yes,” instead of “To me, it’s just Normal Bread,” which is what the Joker would say.

Pratt managed to disappoint everyone by doing his normal voice but then magically gaining an accent when Mario says “it’s-a me.”

Marvel directors don’t trust me with scripts just because I have a face tattoo that reads “I LOVE TO SPY FOR DC” and another face tattoo that reads “PHOTOGRAPHING SCRIPTS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING SPRING BREAK 2011.” This is discrimination.

Remember when Wonder Woman said “I don’t own a TV” and then later we’re in her apartment and she has a special room with like 20 TV’s.