True, but more people know Mario than know Chris Pratt, and all those people are used to Mario sounding like Charles Martinet.

I keep seeing this take and it’s total bullshit. You think a world-class voice actor like Martinet doesn’t know how to dial back a performance? Anyone in that business knows the difference between short enthusiastic quips and more sustained dialogue. That’s entry-level stuff. Charles Martinet is a professional, and…

It’s weird that every scene we’ve seen with Mario so far involves him fucking up somehow. If Mario is the klutzy one then what’s Luigi gonna do? 

Post-credits scene, Luigi inherits a mansion. Mario is hit with a magic spell which permanently removes his vocal chords. The sequel makes $10 billion. 

I think the more prevailing notion is just that he’s bad at this. 

You sound way more mad about these comments than any of the people making the comments.

For the second consecutive trailer, Pratt barely says anything, and the few lines we do hear are mostly old catchphrases. The studio really does not want to play up his performance.

They’ve pretty much adapted every other notable character at this point. Who’s left beside Booster? Chlorophyll Kid? Little Boy Blue? Embarrassing racial stereotypes from the 50's like “Pow-Wow Smith, Indian Policeman?” We should all be grateful that we’ve still got Booster Gold to kick around!

Oh hey, you’re that guy who’s mad that some people you never met got some debt relief. Good to see you’re still here getting upset over the most trivial shit imaginable.

Listen, I hate to be the one to tell you this but 99% of moviegoers do not live their lives online like you do and they have never read one of these…

First Dear Evan Hanson flopped, then The Northman flopped, then Morbius flopped. Collectively, it certainly starts to look like a pattern of movies with white male main characters flopping, which suggests some degree of consumer rejection.

I can’t help but think Disney set this one up to fail, for one simple reason: the main character is openly gay. And yeah, Disney has a new “first gay character” every three months but it’s never been the protagonist before. Considering Chapek’s general contempt for animation and the way he utterly and completely shit…

No one at Universal wants to be the executive who signs off on giving the Hulk and Namor back to Marvel, even though it’s by far the most sensible option.

You’re just whining about your pet issues and trying to shoehorn them into an unrelated topic.

Those things have nothing to do with each other, but I went ahead and promoted your comment because I wanted everyone to see perhaps the single dumbest attempt at a gotcha response I’ve ever seen.

Oh, it left a lasting impression, at least in certain corners of the internet. On Tumblr there’s basically no superhero film that’s more revered. Megamind seems to have gotten better with age; as superhero films have taken over Hollywood it feels more and more timely even though it came out 12 years ago.

No Megamind. This thing is a disgrace on every level.

I’m not justifying their methods, I’m explaining them. I would love it if they went after all those monopolies, but I also know why that doesn’t happen.

Oh shit, they didn’t give it to me, either. I didn’t realize that every American had a god-given right to star in the Jack Black comedy Oh Hell No. Someone please alert the media, my rights have been violated.

No one has imposed anything on anyone, you big baby. Ice Cube is not entitled to a $9 million movie contract. Every single movie requires its actors to meet certain criteria, he failed to meet this movie’s. He’s still a millionaire and has suffered absolutely no hardship over this.