My Saab 9-3 has a button that turns off most of the lights on the dash/instrument panel. My friends have joked that it’s the stealth mode you see on the Tumbler/Batmobile in Batman Begins.

How is smart reply even a thing? We’re so fucked as a society.

This is a simple case of overcompensation for the clowns people who buy these things.

I wouldn’t need a refund. I would be made whole knowing that these people are going to prison- where they deserve to be. This entire thing went from being a nice, feel-good story, to one of despicable greed and selfishness, to (now) the ultimate feel-good story!

What he really meant, though, was to figure out a way to stop the damn robocalls by 2548 or else.

There is good intent behind the concept, but will people actually go to buy cars from a guy who pled guilty to multiple felonies for ripping people off?

He’ll say he was quoting lyrics to a song by his favorite African American recording Artist, Wutang Clan.

I wish a comet came and took them all out. 

Didn’t Thanos mention to Gamora that her planet was thriving since his visit (and her kidnapping) at some point during Infinity War?

Hopefully Darcy plays a critical role in Avengers 4, and all Marvel movies that come after it.

It’s not uncommon for an unsuspecting rider to get clocked in the face by some asshole’s flying phone. I can think of a recent example at Six Flags Great Adventure (in NJ) where a girl lost teeth as a result. Kings Dominion and Cedar Point (sister parks to Kings Island) recently rolled out a policy banning phones…

Ideally, this would be “at least six years”. We absolutely can’t make the mistake of assuming 2020 will be such a slam dunk. 

Counterpoint: Keep doing this and let Darwin feed.

President of people who buy hot dogs at gas stations will be my new thing. I’m stealing that.

Yep, this is pretty much America. So fucking ashamed of it, but it’s spot on. 

How did this jackass think that this wouldn’t catch up to him? 

MAGAsshats is my go-to.

Eh... I kinda hope they got t-boned by a drunk redneck in a pickup truck on their way home from the restaurant.

The absolute most astounding thing to me is that so many of the MAGAssholes identify as Christian. ALL OF THIS RUNS CONTRARY TO THE TEACHINGS OF CHRISTIANITY. ALL OF IT.

The absolute most astounding thing to me is that so many of the MAGAsshats identify as Christian. ALL OF THIS RUNS CONTRARY TO THE TEACHINGS OF CHRISTIANITY. ALL OF IT.