When this Black man put on a tuxedo dress, it caused my wife to leave me and my dog to run away. Also, I’m pretty sure that I’m gay now. Thanks Obama.

The opposite side of having HOAs is having David Tracy as your neighbor.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over how freaking awesome Cayennes are. It’s a Porsche that can tow my Porsche, and then haul ass around the track in an absurd, seemingly physics-defying manner if my other Porsche breaks. Everything about it is maximum parsh.

fast SUVs are good, Brad.

This is very interesting to me as you can clearly see the manufacturing techniques are similar to the 1FZ as well.

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

Classic self burn.

Would regular winter tires work better than mud tires in this case?

Count me in.

really? I mean every toyota infotainment i’ve ever been around has been straight trash. I’d take a variation of idrive over anything Toyota has offered any day. 

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

so considering the new 911 now comes with 21-inch rear wheels

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

I’d like to start the new year right with my favourite Jalopnik post of all time.

It’s all on you Donnie. 

Imagine if he’d been in a Jalop-favorite - some older, lighter (Browner) vehicle with durability of aluminum foil.

ALLLLLL over my Twitter account, like once every five minutes 

Of course--thank you : ) 

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

where can I see a picture of this cat