I always thought it was telling me to go to McDowell’s

Gotta watch out for those engine pretzels.

Well-satirized.

Only lazy soul-less losers that gave up on life would accept to use automatic climate control.

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wow this owns

Yep, it’s the Porsche hot hatch and it’s friggin fantastic to drive.

I gotta disagree on the buttonmania. Parsh went too far the other way with the new Cayenne’s non-button-looking buttons (basically an expanse of smooth touchpad that clicks when you hit a “button”) and I’d much rather have the physical buttons back. Buttons: good.

Missed opportunity, Porsche. MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

I played with it in Photoshop a bit, you can see a little more of it now:

I made this, it makes the 2019 Camaro look much better.

This dude has a fetish for GERWALK mode. Battroid mode or GTFO!

It’s cliché but I’ll always love Martini

This 1956 Ford Crestline Skyliner lets you see through the hood. There were 107 factory-built “demo hoods” built.

But, can we suplex the hype train?

HARD KEY STROKES WILL RESULT IN ALL CAPS

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Can’t tell exactly, but I get the impression the ROW versions that I see in the Middle East/Africa/Australia seem to be driven almost out of the box. I know they have options over there that make them more off road ready, but no monster lift kits, skid plates, etc necessary.