The nearest orthopedist.

Clearly fake news. I’ve never seen anything resembling pizza in Ohio.

I have availed myself of Christmas cheer

Star Trek: The Search for Feet

+1 Scott Norwood

Gonna wait for the Bath Salts Edition

Are you sure that you’re referring to the brothers correctly? I’ve heard they were switched at birth...

Long time lurker, first time caller.

Eh, I still would have preferred anyone other than Whedon.

Huff the Magic Dragon.

Ball placed on the one foot line.

I’m glad someone got it.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

Hot Fuzz is so beloved, but I don’t get it at all. The tone is all over the map - it starts out as a satire of buddy action movies (Die Hard, Bad Boys, etc) and then it’s suddenly a satire of slasher movies (Scream) with people getting impaled on church fences? So jarring. I feel Simon Pegg has so much goodwill from…

Yeah. I’m a big fan of Mr. Show and Arrested Development, but Cross’ standup often just feels like him being an asshole and swinging at low-hanging fruit. I mean, I’m both liberal and an asshole, but I just don’t have time for his thing. So I have an easier time believing he’s just an all-around asshole, rather than…

Any chance we can put Beverley on LaVar Ball next?

You coming up with that joke:

The Cubs had to wait 108 years to win a World Series and John Lackey is going to make damn well sure everybody else has to wait 108 years as well.