There’s nothing Evangelicals love more than a good persecution fantasy.

Seriously.

Which Total Recall, though?

“Yeah, how did rumors like that get spread so quick.” - Richard Gere

When I was a little kitten, I remember a friend of mine told me that the Ultimate Warrior died because his arm bands cut off his blood circulation and that he was replaced by a look-alike. I like that ending to the story better.

And since I wasn’t particularly worried about him even then, they were extra-good...

This wouldn’t have happened if he’d had a real gun on him to protect him from those fake guns.

when he attempted to climb a giant prop gun in the back of his stage, causing it to fall on him.

Courtney Love, Beck and Hanson are currently in protective custody until the guy from the New Radicals is located.

They are almost certainly complicit here.

Maybe he’s be both things.

Wait, did the conservative moron actually learn something and change his mind?

That’s insane! Congrats!

I just got unfriended after a similar conversation- and told I don’t work hard and I’m not a patriot-
I’m a military vet with a Ph.D., and the guy calling me a lazy American hater is a barely graduated high school…

Why the fuck are you arguing with Gabby Hayes, get a life

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.

I have loved his work for 15+ years, and every time I’ve seen him speak in person (usually after the completion after a film), he looks utterly exhausted and shredded. He seems to destroy himself for his art.

I had no idea this was going to be ready so soon and I’m so happy. There isn’t a single film I’m looking forward to more than this one. The first World of Tomorrow is still the best film of 2015 and a wonderful work of art.

And before that he tried to act like he was some gangster rap artist.

First, fuck this woman—she’s not “transitioning” to black, she’s playing dress up as a minstrel show character. This is a caricature of blackness that she fosters in her own head.