One less year of brutal head trauma. Way to take the W on this one Eric.

It makes me absurdly happy reading those chortling texts between Drew and the other Deadspin writers about the early parts of that game. I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in that, but fuck it.

It makes me absurdly happy reading those chortling texts between Drew and the other Deadspin writers about the early parts of that game. I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in that, but fuck it.

So sad when pretty women pick shitty hairstyles.

“Most dudes go through at least one period where they aren’t great to women.”

To me, a big motivation for this deal was Ainge’s desire to not pay Thomas a max salary without his fan base turning on him. While I know Kyrie isn’t a very good defender, there’s probably a greater belief that he can become one, just from a physical standpoint - everyone seems to think Kyrie is a max player. A lot of…

Back in my day, you would write your type your thank you notes on nice paper stock, double spaced in a beautiful font, including specific reasons for gratitude, and sign it under notary witness. Where’s the class these days?

Leader of the free world and Germany dont really go well together.

She has a PS4 Controller, but the sign says Farming Simulator Nintendo Switch Edition.......hmmmmmmmmm

How come she’s holding a PS4 controller? All the signage is for the Switch version. Just ads in the booth?

Avajon should have definitely been suspended. It’s pretty clear in those videos that she is certainly manhandling the big Johnson.

Arter should be able to say whatever he wants without being penalized. Haven’t they heard of the First Amendement?

To me it’s simple - I’m a mildly athletic person. A weekend softballer. In a MLB ballpark I could maybe, juuuust maybe connect with one perfectly and poke it over a short left porch wall. Like a .0001 percent chance. I’m not even saying I could do it - but it’s POSSIBLE. But I could NOT dunk a basketball. Ever. No…

Size of group and location are huge factors on this. You’re not pulling it at a dinner party at someone’s house. But if there’s a big group, it is sort of annoying to do the “Gotta go everyone!” announcement or take the time to say goodbye to everyone individually. 

Too late to edit my post, but I clearly made a major typo in saying Chancellorsville instead of Charlottesville

Mr President: there was a time in this country we didn’t question the brave fellow citizens committing righteous violent attacks on Nazis and their sympathizers who opposed all we hold sacred; we call them WWII veterans. Stop desecrating their graves.

Bannon has been a lightning rod from Day 1. The reason he’s won so many of the inner-White House wars with other staff is because Trump is afraid of him. He knows that Bannon could destroy his presidency. The irony is that the second he hired Bannon is the minute the countdown started for the implosion of his…

I’m actually not looking forward to a challenging, energized, not-corpsing-all-the-time Fallon, he’s as thin as tissue paper as exemplified by that statement. NBC wanted an airy dipshit with a huge Hollywood rolodex and got it.

Calling these shitheads Nazis is an insult to actual Nazis. Actual Nazis overran France in a matter of weeks. These pencil-neck geeks run crying for their moms the minute their names get matched to their faces...