I actually go out of my way to not acknowledge tattoos and their narcissistic owners, so that I don’t give them attention they so desperately want. The same goes for Harley-Davidson owners and the douchebags who have to bring their “comfort dogs” on airplanes.

Who do you think is marching beside them?

They probably already know, which is sad & scary.

That’s football. Big people run into each other at high speeds.

I don’t know. That is one fucking hell of a tight race.

Yeah but Africans aren’t going to get clicks, only the whites.

If you’ve ever watched the British version of The Office with Ricky Gervais, each episode opens with this beautiful song.

Why’s he gotta bring up race? - Some racist alt-right asshole on the internet

Hand shaking is awful anyways. 75% of the time at work, it’s somebody I dislike. And then they wanna show how big a man they are with crushing, or it’s just fingers, or their hand are clammy, or they are just a dirty person.

As far as women go, I follow their lead. If they wanna shake, I’ll shake. If they wanna hug, I…

Very suspicious...why would a tennis player date a kicker?

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

by idiots, you mean the mentally ill?

She’s either mentally ill or tweaking her face off. Also, they clearly do not teach Target security guards how to restrain and cuff someone. He dropped the cuffs multiple times and would’ve lost them completely if that woman didn’t come over and nonchalantly kick them over to him. And why wasn’t she wearing shoes?

But on a night when the team celebrated the life of Fernández, the team’s star pitcher who died in a boat crash last fall, murdered two friends while recklessly driving a boat drunk and high on cocaine

FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUU Adidas for allowing this shit.

I’m a 20-year Blackstone customer and didn’t even realize they did this. I’m glad to see somebody is making use of Big Data to NOT sell me something for a change.

Uh, he does have a point. Why wouldn’t she at least go on air and talk about it.

This is not a judgment-free zone.

Right, dam cops, just let these assholes endanger themselves and everyone else all the time so they can have fun. Also, how about you wear a fucking helmet moron?