“You either die a hero, or live long enough to have dinner with Kobe Bryant”
“and never kneels during the national anthem, but other owners are free to sign him if he does so, because there is NO COLLUSION, GREATEST WITCH HUNT EVER”
Or, how bout if you’re a human being, maybe don’t abuse dogs?
“Hey Kobe, tell me how my gas tastes”
“If you ain’t first, you’re Lamarcus Aldridge” - Ricky Bobby