How nice are your legs?

Especially when you consider theory of bang. Bernie’s fetish is more in touch with the working class.

I’m male nursing personnel. So, I always get “why aren’t you a doctor?”

Mitch is bad but inexplicably clutch sometimes. He’s SLIGHTLY better than Cousins.

If you do it with your left hand, it’s a Q W. I insist that means Queer Werewolf. And the werewolf is TOLERANT AF.

If only his could catch her in the polls!

Plant a fall fruit tree in the spring or summer, wait til fall. EVERYONE LOVES APPLES. Penny’s birthday is Fall 2. BOOM.

This is going to keep happening until we pass reasonable cannon control laws.

This was a criminally underrated episode of Black Mirror...

BEAR DONG!

As a White Sox fan, Eloy Jimenez LOOKS GREAT in black and white.

“Plus, that cult is basically slave labor. You should really ask me about that more because it’s pretty fucked up.”

I DON’T KNOW YOU!

Dumb bumpkins. At least I GET email when Google tracks me.

This is DELIGHTFULLY absurd.

“He’s only 6'8" 237. Who among us can’t get under his wingspan and work the body? I’m basically Rocky.”

...It’s the only game that’s been played...

If only the Speaker of the House could drop sick burns like the Speaker in the UK.

It had a Klansman governor who was arrested for being too corrupt for the 1920s...

We need to end the stigma around psychosomatic symptoms. If you feel pain, YOU HAVE PAIN. There’s nothing wrong with that.