WAIT A MINUTE... Are you saying a Jerry Reinsdorf team is involved with collusion? I find that hard to believe because I didn’t live through the ‘80's.

This is the best thing I’ve read on this site in a long damn while.

Wilson’s looked good in those few spring trainings with the Rangers. Such a shame he’ll never win a Series...

Making Death the slasher was pretty brilliant.

It doesn’t make the “Double-Doink” any less special. I embrace the schadenfreude proudly as a Bears fan.

It’s weird to root for the other team and rape is bad.

You are doing the Lord’s work.

If Epic Sax Gorilla is grounded... Is it just a regular Sax Gorilla?

“Oh, the last defense failed to cave in Foles’ chest? Allow me.”

If you wake up between 2-4am, you’re not an early riser. You’re doing self imposed shift work.

It’s basically the worst Michael Moore film you’ve ever watched where Amy Adams rocks a pretty stellar wig, for some reason.

You’re not missing anything besides Adams really enjoying her wig and FATBATMAN.

Same thought. This deserves all the Come On Downs!

+1 Crying Clown reference

It is weird that he had to get a lav mic on before giving his kid a pep talk, but LeBron is the Prince That Was Promised.

Suicide is considered a form of murder (thou shall not kill or whatever) so it’s technically hell worthy.

This “darkest timeline” interpretation of an employer trying to protect their employee has amused me to no end.

As a White Sox fan, I should enjoy the “our franchise is hot garbage” descent into hell the Blackhawks have suffered, but this is too quick. I wanted a slow, uncomfortable slide into mediocrity with several seasons spent in denial. Not, like, some bust draft pick scrambling the goalie’s brain.

RIGHT? The finale took everyone into the future and it was great. We don’t need more. Not at all.

Exactly! Gossip is social currency. We don’t want to spend ours on dumb shit like being weird to Leslie whom you’ve met five times (she sounds like an awful, pumpkin latte sipping basic).