Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.

If I were such a huge asshole that my family had to tell people that I had brain damage to explain my behavior, I’d MAYBE think about dialing it back just a bit.

Literally nothing about this story is not off-the-charts weird.

Thank god this was a short update, I am still trying to catch up on all the other articles from today. I cannot absorb this information fast enough. (AND YET WE STILL DONT KNOW WTF IS ACTUALLY GOING ON)

I find it very... weird how eager her parents are to do interviews and stuff

This extends into a lot of arenas, but let’s wrangle it down to just this particular topic. It is not cool to make other people part of your sex adventures. I know that guest room is new and exciting and omg someone MIGHT hear you and isn’t that sexy and dangerous?! But no, bruh, just no. Because they might actually…

convey the spirit of the part

I’ll say it again. If they had cast a black actress as say, Tinkerbell, because she was the ‘best actress’ for the part, watch the Internet explode with anger. It’s all bullshit.

Guarantee “Hollywood” would give no fucks if Aloha was a box office smash. They’re only concerned about cultural sensitivity now because it flopped. It’s about the money.

So you guys don’t think that Emma Stone was the best actor in the world who was still free to do Aloha?

You said it better than I did, with Grumpy Cat.

Anonymous producer: “The Human Torch is black now. Doesn’t that make up for all of history?”

My favorite example; John Wayne as Genghis Kahn.

Oh for fuck’s sake already with that “best actress for the part” bullshit. Fuck off, source working on the Peter Pan remake.

Funny how only white people seem to have the spirit of so many roles!

“Certainly when things like this happen it’s sad, but what I really deeply believe, and I think history has borne this out, human rights and civil rights is far, far stronger than any one personality or even one organization,” Stewart said.