At least the Cardinals aren’t in the playoffs. Whew.

Time for Samsung to refund everyone’s money without questions, and offer them a free GS7edge or any other device on the house. Also time to kill the Note brand immediately. Never coming back from this.

I know MSU is awful this season, but THANK GOD the admins didn’t decide to hire Kelly in 2006. They didn’t hire him because, well, the reference checks didn’t go too well. He was trying to negotiate with MSU, while at the same time looking to get into Iowa State. He’s a complete piece of garbage. Don’t blame the…

Toronto fans seem like the biggest pieces of shit.

The Subway guy, you’re a gigantic asshole. No pickles make you not want to eat a perfectly fine sandwich?

This is a dude who has read all his press and it has made his head too big for his helmet. Josh Norman started the head games with him, and every corner covering him now is doing it.

That Rocket guy is pretty much the microcosm of every horrible Michigan football fan I’ve ever met.

LOLions

I thought he was fucking brilliant in The Master. Swing away, Merrill.

Can’t believe he won a Super Bowl. Still bottles the mind.

This is the third installment of butthole stories. I am proud to call it the Deadspin Butthole Trilogy.

Just get S7edges, people!

Ah, pulled a page out of the Brady Hoke Ethics of Coaching book.

I agree. I think the Rams should sit him as long as they can, maybe he’ll marinate nicely like Rodgers did. If he can be ANYTHING CLOSE to Godgers, then I’ll be happy.

9th ranked team in America? Yikes.

(I am not a Pats fan either - I almost never forgave them for breaking my heart with the 2002 Super Bowl win, but then forgave them for beating the Seachickens)

I still think the worst fans in the NFL are the Steelers fans. They humblebrag constantly about MOST SUPER BOWLS IN HISTORY, BABY. Fuck you, who cares.

Michigan State actually won that game. Maybe that was a sign of the future for Aaron Murray.

What a great human being. Sparty bro here, but will root for his success.

If you are deciding between 3 possible starting quarterbacks, you have none at all.