tsunamo
Joshua Norton
tsunamo

I’m fine without any more GotG movies. If he wants to do more Marvel films there are so many he could do well, from Ms Marvel to Silver Surfer or even the FF. Especially the FF. Maybe even Remender’s X-Force. If he’s not doing any more Thor, I’d love to see him on Eternals but IIRC there’s already a director on that.

I think you mean “problematic” tweets, not problematic tweets. 

At this point they should probably just cancel it. Maybe have some of the characters pop up in other movies at most.

I love this...but they should have stopped at the first sentence.

Can’t wait to see a Super Bowl ad attacking beers brewed with dates.

This campaign makes 0 sense coming, as it does, on the tail of their anti-craft-beer (disguised as anti-beer snob) campaign set in the same universe. 

But does the corn syrup have GMO’S?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Your account’s been hacked.

Oh, I’m not ashamed that I like it!

I don’t know if “best Robert Rodriguez movie in ages” is the confidence booster you think it is.

This is a confusingly positive B- review. Very well-written though, so I’d give the review a C+.

Bring your boxing gloves.  Goldfinger would like to have a word with you.

I know its the popular gif

I blame repeated exposure for my mental decline.

All the planets were aligned, all the pieces were in place, and yet, one of the biggest missed-opportunities in cinema history:

I was in college when the original Conan the Barbarian came out; it was in heavy rotation on whatever video playing device was standard for many many years since - to the point that I can quote most of the movie start to finish.

The Great Escape. It’s a perfect three act structure: (a) The Planning (b) The Escape (c) On The Run. Like Infinity War it juggles a ton of characters but is constantly moving between them to keep things interesting. Don’t like James Coburn and his weird Aussie accent? James Garner and his blind friend are in the next

Everyone with kids can tell you about capillary action. Never tuck anything into a diaper. Fucker can’t even baby right.

I find myself annoyed that they didn’t write “that’s emBearassing”... why put the bear there if not for the pun??

“in disbelief at how I went from being so upbeat, enthusiastic, and passionate about this organisation to being disgusted, frustrated, and embarrassed to have invested my entire senior year into an organisation founded by a college dropout who hires some of the most incompetent, lazy, and downright dishonest people I