I just wanted to comment how much I adore your avatar and username.

Name the teams that played tougher schedules and racked up those kind of stats. Now, name the teams that played weak schedules and still racked up those kind of stats.

Now realize that those kind of stats are special, period. Especially when you’ve got a garbage O-line in front of you.

Just correcting your poorly informed premise. You see, for a joke to be funny, it has to be a premise with a ring of truth. Yours was a Larry The Cable Guy ham-fisted attempt at humor. So try harder? Be smarter?

You’re greatly ill-informed and clearly haven’t watched many (if any) games. He still threw for the 12th most yards of any NCAA team and 10th most TD’s.

Also, he performed well in every loss. His worst performance was against Houston and he got sacked 11 times and got hit on every play. Yet he still performed pretty well, considering. Paul Hornung won the Heisman and his team went 2-8. It’s not a winner’s trophy, it’s not an MVP trophy, it is for the best player…

And FSU was #2 when he beat them by 43. He performed very well in every game save the Houston game (and still performed decent despite eleven sacks). Louisville’s O-line just collapsed midseason and they never really had much defense.

Sorry, man. Just because “nobody there now raped any kids” doesn’t cut it. Penn State should have been removed from college athletics permanently. They systemically condoned and abled child-fucking.

If you were a fan of theirs and didn’t instantly throw away all your merch and find another team to be a fan of then…

THE Sweet.

Shit. That place looks like everybody in Louisville’s back yard.

...and Columbus and Toledo and Dayton. At least Michigan has Grand Rapids and the UP. What beauty is there to be found in Ohio outside the ass of some chick in Northern Kentucky?

Gin is always better than Scotch, you mook.

Wow. Shaming old people with dementia?

Who the fuck keeps going around saying “Being a fighter is easy”?

I’d say the biggest takeaway from the new patch is a major accuracy/spread buff to LMGs, addition of bipods to all low-weight LMGs and a slight nerf to mortar deployment and accuracy if you fire quickly.

Not to mention being able to customize your loadout from menu screen and ability to quit games easier after a match.…

They are coming this week, says twitter.

Yup. That’s racist as fuck, too.

Your sample size is exactly one. Millions of others tell a different story. And I’m a fan of the games, but they brick out on the routine even years later in several cases. Skyrim for PS3 was unplayable for almost six months.

Nah. Cleve coulda worn the “C”, coulda shown the world that they weren’t a bunch of racist shit-smears, coulda won the series. But they didn’t, they are and they didn’t. Fuck you.

Probably looks a lot like the faces on Klansmen and Skinheads when Obama took the presidency. Fuck Cleveland and their racist-ass mascot.

“The issue is they rarely break the game.”

Sorry. Constant crashing quite literally breaks the game.