Tim Brown (not actually Tim Brown) not only suckerpunched but then fled the scene with Carruth-level (actual Rae Carruth) bitch-ness.

Aw, were you triggered because I called you a dick? Maybe it will have a positive impact on your life. Like, you’ll stop being a dick.

Being called “faggot” and “pussy” didn’t teach you anything but how to be a dick. Pretty successful, though. I’d prefer they actually teach the game without acting like children.

Sure, a professional wrester IS a world-class athlete. But it’s a different sport. Just like an NFL cornerback shouldn’t try to become an elite gymnast. Once they leave their idiom, they are just an athletic guy off the street.

Every winter or so there is the story of the family whose power goes out and they use a gasoline generator. Then they put the generator in their house.

Nah. All your takes are decidedly on the low-end of mild. You got torn ITT.

His name is Gabriel Reyes and his from Los Angeles. Two of his legendary skins are mariachi nudi suits. Pretty certain that’s a clue to latino heritage.

Not true. Blizzard themselves said that stacking is part of their core concept.

You’re obviously not very good if she is harassing you to the point of throwing an unsolicited hissy about her. Her lethal range is under 3 meters. Learn to play. I’ll bet a team with 2 Torbjorns sends you into conniption fits.

Hey, Tim, ever hear of a paragraph?

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If it takes you “hours dedicated to checking your grammar”, I’m going to assume you’re not too bright to begin with. If your job only allows you to comment on Kinja while you drop a deuce, you’re not the “winner” you think you are.

He’s pretending that Kimbo used to be a legit fighter and that he fought legit competition in his Florida neighborhood.

Anyone who thinks this shit doesn’t happen at every single major NCAA program, across sports is fooling themselves.

Paper isn’t cheap on the inside, homie.

I am most upset that nobody has noticed that Tyson Fury is a grown man who cannot tie a tie correctly. It looks like some Rodney Dangerfield shit.

It’s sad that money like that couldn’t make YOUR life better. Fuck you, pal. It would make mine great.

You think the ending of Oldboy was awful but you think Snowpiercer was good. You sir, are a cinematic moron.