All the wine purchased in anticipation of this event was for nought. Sorry, ladies.

I don’t like Beyonce for completely different (yet still mostly irrational) reasons: I don’t like her music, I don’t like the privileged white people that kiss the ground she walks on, and I don’t like really rich people.

Yeah fuck this shit. This is definitely a teaser.

I love this article. There were so many problems with this episode. Walking around Alexandria, talking like it’s cool, then the kid stops for five seconds, and is torn apart. The Wolf? Suddenly turning into a nice(ish) guy? Oh yeah, that means he’s dead. It’s infuriating how sometimes the zombies are the biggest…

It’s really sad, but my mom would probably do the same thing. I can’t understand how someone could hate others so much.

Well, it’s common knowledge that white privilege doesn’t extend to white women. Only men.

Money talks, broseph. I paid $300 and didn’t have to go to war with these crazy dudes who tried to secede from the Union.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LARKIN BOY IN DETROIT

“Just....Tearin’ it up...”

I swear the only outwardly positive articles posted on Jezebel involve pop music.

READY FIRE AIM

PAULIE DA CRANE IS FOOAWWWWWLINNNNNN’

Giving Weeds a bunch of seasons worked out really well, too.

Hey, don’t write about white people, Cohen’s. Is that what we’re saying?

I had the NHL season pass thing last year, and was generally happy, but I purchased it mainly so I could circumvent the blackout restrictions and watch my home team. Blackouts are such a joke.

Cultural appropriation!

At no point in time did I ever think men were immune—or not more susceptible—to resting bitch face. Personally, I have RBF: Resting Befuddled Face.

Couldn’t agree more.

Huh? A common form of torture involves doing anything to the testicles, so...

He’s going to use the “I was woozy” excuse for checking an official, when he probably probably convinced the trainer of the exact opposite to get back in the game.