My sister was a vegan for several years and a group she worked with used to go protest at the circus and she refused to go. No, “circuses aren’t fun for animals” but how is making a 6-year-old cry helping your cause? Ringling Brothers must have a HQ, go protest outside there is you must, but maybe don’t ruin a fun day…

Nothing could be done? HE WAS LIVING IN A DORM ROOM. 

If you even try to start with damn beans on toast or rubbery “bacon”...

That’s exactly what it was. I’m not here to get into AOC’s street cred or her politics, but she may be from the Bronx, but she is living the same gentrified DC existence as every other DC politician.  I don’t even like DC - lived there for 11 years - but this whole “I’m from NYC so I have to shit on literally every…

Buffalo’s second location has already opened. And yes, I was being sarcastic, although Union Market is further than 1 mile from the Capitol building, but not far. I bought my condo over there and when I told people they always acted like I was moving to Leesburg or something in terms of accessibility. I also would…

A fried egg doesn’t drip! And a croissant - HA! - must be nice to be part of of the 1%! A decent bagel holds up far better than either a croissant (too flaky and delicate, falls apart) or a biscuit (crumbly mess) - it’s dense, the exterior has a nice firm bite which makes it sturdy, and the chewy interior can handle…

Decent bagels are hard to come by in DC, but not impossible, and yes, a bacon, egg, and cheese should ALWAYS be served on a bagel, screw this NYC roll crap. Bullfrog Bagels and Buffalo and Bergen both make quality breakfast sandwiches, but are off in the farther reaches of NE. Perhaps you need to venture past The Hill…

Of course she’s entitled to these feelings - like I said, we all have insecurities - but she also needs to put these feelings into perspective. Yeah, a broken arm hurts and I’m sorry you’re in pain, that sucks, but if you start expecting people to give you the same amount of sympathy as they give someone suffering…

He did the right thing. 

I’m glad to hear there are now therapists willing to work with people who have sexual thoughts about children but do not want to act on them or harm anyone. For a long time I feel like the subject was so taboo that even people who desperately wanted help were shunned by trained professionals who feared their…

I’m confused - you think it’s OK to search the databases or no? And I don’t think it’s all that different than tracking every cell phone in the country.

And I’m sure Johnny Knoxville’s wife really appreciated hearing about their emotional affair and how they laid in bed next to their respective spouses sending love notes back and forth. 

Sorry if I don’t have a tremendous amount of sympathy for her over the fact that someone took a picture of her at a bad angle while she was wearing some ugly pants and people made jokes about it. Should people have done it? No. Was it mean? Yes. Do I think it merits a tell-all interview about how it destroyed her,…

Don’t they throw at least one racist in every season just so they can make the big reveal at some point?

This book tour is EXHAUSTING - she’s obviously suffered some real trauma in her life, and for that I am truly sorry, but EVERY. DAMN. DAY. it’s another sob story about her failed marriage, how people were mean to her about the way she looked, how her parents got divorced, etc. I know scandal sells books but ENOUGH…

Wrong. 

Then why are you arguing it’s the same as honing in on a suspect and collecting their DNA?

Then I guess we should just start doing DNA matching of every person who fits a description and lives within a certain radius of a crime. Hell, screw the description, you live within a 1? 2? 3? block radius, spit in a cup. Can people start bringing their children into police stations and say, “I think my husband/wife…

Except they would have to have some reason to suspect the Schmoe family was somehow involved in the crime before they would do that. Someone identified you in a lineup (yes, totally unreliable, but someone claims you did it) they collect your discarded coffee cup. The police don’t go around collecting stray cups and…

Except, it’s not just the people voluntarily giving the information. Joe Schmoe over here decides he wants to find out if he’s really Italian or Irish, so he sends off his DNA and gets some BS results back in the mail that says, “surprise! you’re 87.4% Albanian, 12% Burmese, and .6% Choctaw.” Police have an unsolved…