“That big standing army and all the aircraft carriers need paying for.”

“Women, on the other hand, may approach breadwinning as an opportunity or choice. Breadwinning women may feel a sense of pride, without worrying what others will say if they can’t or don’t maintain it.”

You get that from Nick Denton’s Instagram?

I guess I’m not hip with the kids. Queer-bait was just a schoolyard insult when I was a kid. Didn’t know it had become a thing. Btw, is “Poindexter” cool again, yet?

With all the torrent world under mass government assault, one has to wonder where our governments are focusing their attention.

“You’re.” Btw, I’m William Einstein.

I’d replace that first period with a colon.

PS: Though rigorously instructed to avoid such unseemly pursuits as chiseling away at bomb fuses, I have come to the conclusion that, as a gentleman of little pedigree, yet undoubtedly superior intellect, my decision to proceed with such work as should certainly be beneficial to Her Majest...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Comments on unknown retroactive corrections are the worst.

And how the actual F_CK are we supposed to know what caused an event which then removed any and all evidence of its genesis? Was there CCTV footage? Was a chisel found 3 miles away in someone’s teacup?

I didn’t even get seven or eight words into this before I bought it for my wife. Five weeks till her birthday, and I’ve been stumped. Thanks, Jennifer :-)

“We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow Collection.”

How does your education and list of accomplishments stack up to “stupid” Donald’s?

If the end of season 8 is anything like the end of EVERY OTHER SEASON, it will end with Danerys looking across the sea and wondering when the Hell she going to finally freaking invade.

It’s too bad “Justified” is no longer on the air: This would have made for a great season plot.

We already know he landed on his back in a huge net. Ooooops, spoiler!

Death? You mean decommissioned due to persistent errors in her human-mimicking personality programming, right?

Putin’s not corrupt, he’s Russian. It’s kind of like saying “your cat is an asshole."

And he’s Eastern Time Zone.

That’s probably the most logical thing I’ve read today, and I’ve been reading Cicero.