We shurdn't buh givin em are tax $$ jus so they can pursh the librul urgenda!

I love the sound of these songs. The lyrics are painful. Oh well, it'll make decent background cleaning music.

Thank you. I thought I was going insane.

They're the least concussed, so there's that.

BLOWWWWMP!

the release of the film Pearl Harbor?

yurb durb! drugs!

It should be in the Smiths' home, man.

this newswire is DOPE!!!
FIRE!!!!!!
bassline is SICK

AKA All the State Fairs Come Together and Puke on You Tour

Macklemore, Skrillex, Ed Sheeran. Done. Where's my money?

Who says the Jazz Age needs to be de-romanticized? I say keep that shit rosy-hued!

This is what happens when no one in your marketing department is older than 25. You don't have anyone around to point out that pretty much every thinking person in the '80s agreed that targeting minority communities with shitty malt liquor was at least a bit unseemly.

ghosts have shitty posture

"rap-centric version of the Newlywed Game."

This was a very enjoyable read. I want to be at that brunch.

That's just New Orleans, man. Even DMB can't fuck that up.

Saw this guy open for Jim Gaffigan. His whole set involved making weak-ass generalizations and then shitting on people for falling into some arbitrary category of his invention (like what kind of boots women wear). So, yeah, not my favorite style of comedy.

Are you going to the Central Park show? Better double-check the location. Murray said A Central Park.

I love "Demon Woman." Season 2 gets a bad rap for being shorter on laughs, but the pastiche songwriting is brought to another level — Demon Woman (Danzig; garage psych), I Told You I Was Freaky (Prince), Sugarlumps (LMFAO), You Don't Have to be a Prostitute (The Police). And the list goes on.