This song is much better than Facts, IMO. I cannot relate to having a feud with a major shoe company, but as a 30-something living far from home, I can relate to the pains and bullshit associated with growing apart from old friends.

That's great that you still have it. I wish I would have kept mine; it would probably still fit since I swam in it as a youngster. I also wish I would have kept my Nickelback t-shirt and my Ken Griffey, Jr. rookie card.

You blame the Browns fan, but there are so many other mistakes here:
1. Traveling to Cleveland.
2. Remaining in Cleveland.
3. Attending an NFL game, in Cleveland.
4. Being a Packers fan (I kid, I kid - go Vikings).

It's funny how kids enter school fully prepared to shame others based on perceptions of class. Is it just innate? Where do they pick it up so early?

The zamboni driver at our hockey rink was this long-hair wastrel that we all looked up to for some reason, and I remember him showing us his black sneakers and telling us we were all fags with our white sneakers. Changed my life, man.

The JC Penney in my town had a shit-ton of Hornets jackets, so that's what I got.

There's a music video, like, right there in the article.

"Have you ever worked in the private sector? They expect results."

You are a true hero. I must have lost this in the shuffle of other year-end lists. And now I will get no work done for the rest of the day.

I think a cool name for a scrappy, up-and-coming band would be The Small Print.

I had to Google Calvin Harris. Apparently he's a big deal. The only song of his I've heard is Dizzee Rascal's "Dance Wiv Me," which is a great song, so I guess his set could be cool. Either way, I'm not going, because that's an awfully big lawn with way too many kids on it.

axe time sword time, y'all

I probably don't have to state this explicitly since it's clearly implied in your comment, but you are confused and dumb.

and thus my argument is bolstered.

I know they would still come out to troll it up, but at least they'd have to muster a defense of their shitty views rather than just argue about the differences between groups. I see your point, though. It's impossible to have a reasonable discussion with them either way.

You're MRA as a result of children's rights advocacy? I think you meant to say, "As a result of my smug pedantry and insecurity."

I hope AV Club uses this as a teachable moment in accurate reporting. When you fail to do your due diligence, you open a window for these creeps to come in here and spew their nonsense. I couldn't care less about the difference between sleazy insecure men and angry insecure men, but now we have to scroll through 26…

Similar to the media's ongoing Trump orgy, it would be best if everyone just ignored these assholes. They have no real influence, and their numbers don't suggest a burgeoning trend of any sort, so I can only assume the media reports on this shit because it gets the ol' blood boilin' and/or it's fun to laugh at. But at…

NYE, St. Patty's, Halloween — these are the nights I stay home. Too many amateurs in the mix out there.

Hannibal gets named as "the one who started all of this," but really you have to give credit (even though the practice is shitty) to the person who recorded and posted the bit, and then give credit to the good peoples of the Internet for caring enough to make wildfire out of this thing, and then credit the victims and…