It is not so easy to conquer The Fear.

*whispers* but what if I can learn something by continuing to analyze my absent social grace?

yo I went to one of these parties because a friend of a friend had some connection and let me tell you it was super strange and fun but not really in the way the girl was hoping - less “oh wow this girl is rich” and more “LOLZ WHAT EVEN IS THIS”

Wait I am like your mother and miss these references too - please explain

y’all have never been fucked up at Disneyland before?!

“File to: GOODBYE TO ALL THAT”

ummmMMMMMM?!?

That honestly sounds kind of cathartic

Randilyn I believe you are a paragon or grace and retention of bodily semi-fluids

*winces* I’d rearrange the order of the articles on the Jezebel mainpage - right below this one is facetious article about a death on a TV show and right above it is a headline also facetiously talking about mourning someone leaving a TV show...

What the actual fuck.

right? I kept thinking about The Bell Jar...

IDK THE HARD ROCK CAFE IS SO GREAT

No it is still a neon, tourist-trafficked hellscape of garbage and impossibly large-scale corporate advertising

AHAHAHA

I literally can’t even with you

INCORRECT I can touch my tongue to my nose

“my son’s first words invoked the art movement of the European avant-garde in the early 20th century!” - Kanye West

THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES

Brave.