Hey, I Kill Chaos everywhere I go. I don’t need to buy a game to Kill Chaos. I just go out there and Kill Chaos.

I half-expect there to be a fully-running copy of Skyrim ported over to a fake console in Franklin’s house tucked into the latest port of GTA 5.

Call it a vibe, call it a hunch. The bright-colored armors, what looks like trash mobs of enemies in co-op arenas. It just has that feel to it.

This has that “live service” stink all over it. It’s almost as if they started making a new Dino Crisis, and someone in the C-suite told them to turn it into a looter shooter with MTX opportunities.

As bad as that first Judge Dredd movie was (and it was bad!), it did capture the weird campiness of the 2000 AD comics in a way that the much, much better Dredd movie didn’t.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You’re saying Indiana Jones: The Video Game: The Movie turned out to be a dud? No way.

We all know what time it is.

The whole piece is exhausting gibberish, and it will fully slip from my mind before dinnertime.

I’m curious — is this policy going to be in effect for the life of the game? I’m undecided on buying it at launch, largely because of my backlog, and I tend to buy most games when they’re on sale.

Fingers crossed for Simspons Arcade 2: Steamed Ham Showdown.

I wonder too — I’m not sure it does. If the union is in the midst of an organization drive, then there are certain NLRB protections in place. Spreading them around doesn’t make them any less of a collective bargaining unit, and thanks to WhatsApp and Zoom, it’s not going to prevent them from meeting and planning out…

Sure does!

I hope the next scene shows Gordon and every single cop there getting fired for waiting more than 40 seconds to clear the building after the car comes crashing in.

Great news! And now, that familiar kabuki theater. The company will refuse to voluntarily recognize the union, instead forcing an NSRB vote because it “respects the democratic process” or some toss. About five to six months from now, the vote will go through with an overwhelming majority vote. But in the interim,…

I remember back in the day when you spent money on a thing, you owned that thing, and no court decision or update could strip functions away from that thing you owned. Simpler times.

Well, this makes the pachinko machines seem quaint and harmless by comparison.

I’ll probably forget this whole thing by yesterday, TBH.

So this “drama” is actually just two people on Twitter, archived by Barstool Sports? Cool cool cool.

I’m just barely invested enough to continue to the second season, but yeah, this show is just not good. In eight short episodes, we saw not one, not two, but three trips through a dark, evil place where Our Heroes are told they need to stick to the path and not touch anything.