It is interesting when you consider that the reduction in crime over the last few decades has often been attributed (at least partially) to the reduction in environmental exposure of US children to lead.

Shenlong? Talk about BDE!

It was solid thru season three. Steadily downhill from there. 

Gen Z isn’t having sex, isn’t drinking, isn’t doing drugs, don’t have careers, and are living at home.

If they open it, the alien will get out. 

It is amazing how well Grimes has been able to leverage taking Musk’s hot loads into multiple businesses and celebrity.

I once met a lady cheesemonger
Whose minge couldn’t smell any wronger
As I bent to my knees
It was redolent of cheese
So I held my breath and stayed a little longer

Only if you use your hands for the solid bits and then drink the rest from the can while standing over the sink preferably without pants.

Yum, this hand-sliced turd sandwich is so much more tasty than those nasty pre-sliced turd sandwiches!

I hope this fact is widely known by your friends/family and they have nicknamed you “Baby Mouth”.

In a decades of poor life choices, none of them have resulted in me dining at Golden Corral. 

With their massive footprint and the success they have had with other food items and attempts to offer an all day menu, I’m surprised that Starbucks hasn’t gone hard at the cookie biz.

Best movie I’ve seen this year by a mile. It is going to sweep the Oscars.

And it is not even just their data. They are providing the DNA for their whole family!

If I want to eat bland, generic food cranked out of a generic kitchen, I’ll go eat at an airport.

Stay-at-home moms shout in unison, “It is a full-time job!”

Why would anyone give a third-party their DNA information in exchange for some dubious analysis when that data now becomes their property to use (or lose) as they see fit?

Gene Simmons would license a hologram of his dead grandmother if he could make a buck.

Table-side carved chicken? Why?

As my grandmother says, “It’s bologna that’s putting on airs.”