You might say it’s a little more...... XSive....?

Okay I’ll show myself out now.

It’s funny. I never thought of Tesla as an electric car company to begin with. I always thought it was a tech company. Why shouldn’t Tesla do solar roofs?

Thank God it’s red. I don’t want to hear any more bullshit about comparing this to Darth Vader.

Speaking of red, if you compare it to Deadpool I might strangle you while looking at the camera.

Speaking of the Ford GT, this is OT but I’ll ask anyways:

Does anyone know if Andy Frisella got an acceptance letter? He’s the only person I can think of that was actually qualified to own one.

Cheer up, Preston Henn, and read about why you are not entitled to your dream car.

COTD. Marcus is my friend and classmate at my university.

Get Ritch or die trying LOL.

On the other hand I got an MR2. My image is now ghetto Ferrari.

The company says sales figures are reported by dealers through the “New Vehicle Delivery Report system,” the purpose of which is to lock in the time of purchase so Fiat Chrysler knows when to start the warranty, and also so the automaker knows that it needs to pay the dealer any manufacturer’s incentive that applied…

This was three years ago dude....

I’m trying to find positives in things, even in the car industry where Mitsubishi exists, and I’m hopeful they’ll do much better in coming years with crossover sales.

So tell me. Why does Fiat Chrysler try so hard to kill my vibe?

I vote CP with a strong urge to buy it.

I feel like she’ll enjoy prison with that big-ass smile on her face.

If good news about Chrysler ever happens, I will shave my ass and use the hairs to season my next meal.

A tuning shop that uses dodgy practices and is being called a scam repeatedly. Wonder where I’ve heard that unique story before.

Well I had a Bugatti. I sold it because it was too slow for me.

My mom absolutely loved the NES. Her favorite game was the original Super Mario and according to my dad, she rescued Princess Peach three times. I’m pretty sure she can kick my ass at video games so I know where I get the gamer genes from.

I also know what I’m getting my mom for Christmas.

We see that a new Porsche GT3 is in the works. The 1% get excited and their pocketbooks are out. The rest of us are saddened that we won’t get an awesome car, but they keep a Volvo there to give us something to be excited about.

Car culture didn’t die that day. Good journalism did.

Real shit, I’d jump on the chance to catch a Mclaren F1. It’ll be like owning the real thing!

Oh wait.