Mark? Wayne? Gordon? Holy shit, this dude should probably play redneck slots. He could win a jackpot!

And yet people still play it.

Honestly I feel like people only play the game because it’s “Pokemon” branded. I don’t really think much of the game, even after playing it.

Meanwhile I’m still sitting here thinking my MR2 getting a Red Top BEAMS motor is the coolest thing ever.

The price is good, but I’m putting CP. I feel like at that price there’s something wrong with it and I can’t explain what I’m thinking but it’s a bucket of “NOPE” that’s stopping me from prying any further.

Congratulations. You just made millions of electricians contemplate their career choice.

You need balls of steel anyway if you’re trusting an Alfa to reliably do its job.

F1 MR2. Let’s do this.

Sooner or later we’re gonna start seeing environmentalists with campaigns for universal warming and how we can prevent it.

I’m not even sure if it’s just me, but did this car get a facelift?

But if he’s stupid enough to do this, wouldn’t he need to?

$20 says he actually did find out how to make a Molotov through Google.

So you torch pants too?

My MR2 doesn’t even come with a key fob. Come at me.

So you’re saying that if your Aston breaks down, not only will you ruin your summer vacation, you will ruin your engagement?

21 my ass. I’ve grown up far more than this kid and I’m probably not even older than him.

I feel really happy for them. They saved themselves the shame of driving a Dodge Journey for the foreseeable future.

That red/white square only tells me this car’s running out of power.

Remount the side mirrors to the fenders and I will throw any amount of money at this just so I can have one.

Speaking truth about the vague steering in most modern cars. Took a Camry SE on a canyon run out of curiosity and the experience was dreadful at best because the car was never really sure whether it wanted to turn or run its driver off a cliff.

I think it was the latter. I talk way too much shit about the Camry.

I think you have Suzuki Samurai mixed up with Jeep Patriot.