Keep it. Current owners will most likely sell their car back to VW, at which point I’ll have the only TDI Volkswagen available.

Now that you put a scene from Stealth up there I realize how bad the movie looks.

And here I thought the CG was okay for a B-list movie— oh wait.

Oh man if I keep watching I’ll just break out in a fit of laughter. I need to find a dark, quiet place to enjoy this.

I didn’t say I’d compromise. Obviously the Civic is the better choice for driving(but it’s immeasurably ugly right now).

My future children are getting disowned if they say they want a Camry because it’s a horrid choice all-around, but if they say Corolla then I’ll try to convince them otherwise and if not, then…

I’d star you but you’re currently at 86, which happens to be my favorite number for Initial D reasons.

Time to stick this on a Firebird.

Thinking about it now I’d actually be okay with a manual Corolla. I learned how to drive manual in a Corolla and I’m pretty sure I’m teaching my future kids how to drive in one too since I can’t keep my Maxima and there’s no way I’m teaching in my MR2.

Shhh just crawl back into your safe space.

Fuck......I feel so bad for the moose. Nothing and nobody deserves to die like that.

Except maybe Kim Jong-un. And Bernie Ecclestone. And— you know what, there’s a long list of people who deserve it too but I don’t have to name them.

Once again, Jalopnik, thank you for delivering NSFW material while I’m at work.

You did this shit last week with the Panamera but now you’re pushing it.

I was thinking exotics too, though not many opportunities arise to get you behind the wheel of a fully-blown race car.

Then again....

I always see Facebook ads for this and I’ve always wondered if it was worth it to get behind the wheel. I guess this sort of verifies it for me.

About the money though.

I was thinking because they’re so good at wasting money, they probably have a system, or a method that allows them to continue wasting money. I’m assuming they have good legal services which enable them to waste money with no problems. Though, that’s what I think.

You want them to waste money, as in, you want them to do something they’re actually good at?

I have nothing good to say so fuck it.

Those cops are assholes.

Barely saw this now, but it sounds really plausible.

Except your idea isn’t up there....

Fucking hell. There are like 3 or 4 mod proposals here that are too good to pass up. Can you offer more cars for free?

Great. I’m at work. How am I supposed to take my junk out now?

LOL the irony when he said “take it down before I get in trouble.”

The video got taken down, and shortly after, he got in trouble.