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I’m so done. Either give me the real engine noise or don’t even bother.

For those ten seconds or less......and his quarter mile was almost one minute long.

Don’t tell me you’re trying to come between this lovely couple now.

I feel like Mustangs are missing 1.5psi in their tires. That missing pressure pushes them to regain it, so they do something that puts them in a high-pressure situation.

Run into a crowd. BOOM. Owner is now feeling tons of pressure and the 1.5psi is regained.

Still, Bugatti recommends service for these vehicles and the routine maintenance adds up to the GDP of a developing country. I think that’s regardless of the engine’s exposure to stress.

I feel like I’ve just watched a culmination of 100 years of legal Dad jokes.

I turned down a 1997 Toyota Camry Solara as my first car, which my dad’s co-worker at the time was offering for free. I ended up getting a beat-up 1996 Ford Taurus Wagon for $1,000 that had many problems and probably ended up costing me the exact purchase price of the car.

I should’ve got that free car, but as a

I call BS. That fuel efficiency is too high.

BMW SAYS IT’S OKAY.

I look at my friend and told him that I will let him drive my MR2 when he learns manual. Then I look back at my MR2.

Then I look at my friend again. Then back at my MR2.

This post just tells me you did two things:

1. You crushed an awful car.
2. You crushed a bad man’s pride and joy.

Seems legit. I can sleep better tonight even if it’s 120 degrees outside.

I know companies try their best to retain their customers and increase their business, but I’ve never seen one put so much effort into keeping it away.

You say that now, it all comes true in the next 20 years.

I felt like I was reading a duplicate rant of what I was telling my older brother about the current Top Gear. Right down to The Screaming Man’s seagull comment. I facepalmed so hard when I heard that, I almost threw my laptop at my friend sitting a desk across from me.

I’m just glad someone feels the exact same way.

Wow I have no idea how I messed that up. LOL thanks.

I know how this works. Nobody’s gonna do anything until a few extremes happen:

1. The hottest temperature in the summer rises a few tens more degrees.
2. Polar ice caps melt to increase the sea level by several yards.
3. The ocean hits a critically dangerous extinction period that effectively destroys the fishing

I don’t know what “but hurt” means. I think you’re missing something. Can you get your point across clearer next time?

Oh my gosh your entire discussion board just seems like a bunch of butthurt.

You’re a joke.

I really like how everyone in the motorsports world is rooting for them. Everyone except Bernie Ecclestone, that is. And Ford and Ferrari who are probably still bitter over each other.