Goddammit. As much as it would shame me to own most cars in Toyota’s line-up, I can say that Toyota still remains one of my favorite car manufacturers.

Guys, I need help with this game. I keep thinking and praying yet I’m still unable to save anyone. What do you think I should do, think more or pray harder?

This may only be slightly related, but fuck the car guys who say “I want a Ferrari, Lamborghini, or McLaren so that people will notice me in it.” Those guys are a serious cancer fueled by their egos.

I’ve met one and the guy was a false car guy in every sense of the word. He thought the LFA was being discontinued…

I’d cry tears of joy if I actually owned one. Unfortunately I don’t.

I’m just crying because I can’t afford it.

Useless mod. Plebs won’t know the difference, and that’s what the most important part is.

There’s so little of these on the road.

I called it. This guy’s fucked.

For two years between 2012 and 2014, I would commute from Pomona to UCLA, and on the 10 Freeway I would see this thing. I never took a photograph because I would always see it. I’m so glad someone has a photo now!

I bet you some poor trophy wife out there is still deciding whether or not she should buy the Louis Vuitton purse or the Model X as part of her outfit for her girls’ night out on Friday.

Fiat 500s with Gucci striping— oh wait.

You say that now and I think she’d probably look at my MR2 and ask me what kind of Ferrari that is.

“Oh it’s no Ferrari, it’s a vintage Lamborghini Mustang.”

I was thinking the same thing too. I’m questioning the nature of the swap now.

Toyota killing off awesome for twice the beige and half the fun. Hmm, seems like Toyota.

And God said, “let there be Corolla.”

I don’t give a shit what you think.

Wow that Sunfire looks sooooooooo fun-to-drive!

It’s even got a license plate so if this shit comes from the factory like this then sign me up and I’ll have enough for it in two years.

Toyota Funcamry.

I have a Mac. Can confirm.

Football, you say?