I had a good laugh with this.

My friend made this his status 3 hours ago. I’m just reading this now and I’m crying tears of joy.

I saw this earlier and laughed, wasn’t logged in though.

But hey, if YOU’RE selling the hat I’ll totally buy one from you.

After seeing that mess of a Qatarian supercar, the Faraday Future car looks a hundred times more appealing.

I don’t give a shit. When I get my 2010 C63, I’ll put stickers on it like those #jdm kids. Not because you’re gonna like it but because I’m gonna like it.

I take inspiration from the Youabian Puma for doing what he wants. But fuck him for caring what other people thought.

It better be.

Oh well? I don’t know how to sympathize with you China.

Cool. Can I have it now?

Shit. I want one of these now just for collecting’s sake. I’m gonna try to get two though.

These are actually good ideas.

I hate to be the guy that calls him out for parking in handicap, but I am that guy so.....

This one is fucking scary. Legit fucking scary.

This actually looks pretty nice. I’d drive one.

I thought more angry thoughts while I was writing than comedy. If I wanted to be funny I’d probably spend an hour trying to come up with a punchline instead of hitting the caps button and letting it out.

They said the same thing about lawn darts, but what happened to those?

Wasn’t trying to be. But oh well, not crying over spilt milk.

I have frustrations about the whole gun control issue so I’m sorry you think it’s bad but at least I got this shit out of my system.

I see that the winter tires grip better and all, but I feel like a lot of people will look at this video and not care because they won’t see an obvious difference. At least that’s how I saw it.

70 MPH? HOLY SHIT WE NEED GUN CONTROL! THIS IS TOO DANGEROUS WE CANNOT ALLOW CHILDREN TO ACCESS THESE WEAPONS! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY GRANDMOTHERS THEY WILL ROB FOR THEIR COOKIES?!

Not when your bowel movements are out-of-whack. Then you can’t really enjoy silk toilet paper.