There are good reasons to use a loan like that, but they aren’t the reasons that most people take loans like that for. I love a long loan on a car, and have used them in the following ways: Taking a 72 month loan so I could have a reliable Toyota instead of a crapbox Chrysler (saved money in the long run on…

FTFY

............a weekend and plenty of beer. 

Is it just me that sees this?

Safety first! At least they tied a dirty pair of underwear to the pole to warn others.

The use of the word “Florida” here is redundant. I think we all knew it was in Florida without even having to be told.

Step 1 - buy 5 Pacers

We will stop preaching the ‘Dangers of Mustang’, when all Jalops are safe at all Cars & Coffee events!

She is performing a public service - she knows Mustangs kill people, so she refuses to have one in her video. This song even has the warning: “Mustangs.......Gonna hit you like lightning”

I’d rather drink my own urine than drink Budweiser.

Bud Light is like making love in a Canoe...

There is no such thing as a “decent” light beer.

...US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship...

The ultimate father-son project!

NP - for someone.

Ferris Bueller reference = +1 star

Moments earlier, from the drivers perspective:

There’s a vas deferens between a TC and a LeBaron.

She’s over 18.

“Rick & Morty” = instant star. wubba lubba dub dub!!