Yes, because in the household where I grew up it was very important for us children to be silent and blend into the background at all times. A loud noise meant punishment.

Can I just say how much I appreciate this being a list and not a slideshow?

How on earth could you do snow removal on something like this?

Yeah it’s about time those lazy freeloaders started working for a living! Get your ass out of middle school and go work in a dive bar until after dark around drunk adults!

Just waiting for everyone to twist “Mother stays with her child to celebrate his birthday rather than going to racist father in law who hates her’s fancy party” into some monumental faux pas on her part.

Did cottage cheese change since I was forced to eat it as a kid? Back then it was tiny chunks maybe twice the size of Nerds candy floating is thick milky liquid. What the lady used to make the ice cream looked more like Ricotta.

If you use twitter in dark mode there’s a dumb little line above doge’s head because Elongated Muskrat is a fucking dumbass

That’s the whole point of apologies, that the person you are apologizing to gets to decide whether you’ve earned their forgiveness. You can’t just say “I sowwy :(“ and demand the wronged party forgive and forget.

I’m an Iowan, an Iowa grad, and a white lady. I’m glad everyone in this story agreed Jill was wrong and I’m glad Angel said what she said. LSU deserves to have their time in the spotlight and shouldn’t have to share with a team they beat just because Jill wants to hand out participation prizes.

This JJ’s slander will not stand

Exactly the type of parent who would demand the losing teams still get the participation trophies that the kids knew were bullshit.

https://www.thisgrandmaisfun.com/turn-chip-bag-bowl/

It should be a fucking amazing news day, why aren’t they arresting Trump yet?

Thanks for the compliment! I am very fun to be around. You didn’t like my compliment? I complimented you. I said I think it’s cool. Did you like it?

I think it’s really cool that you have retained the naivety of a small child in thinking that way.

1) I have a retirement plan. I’m not whining, I’m not the victim you were hoping for. I do tho have friends and family members who, despite their own extremely hard work, are not able to save for retirment currently.

https://lifehacker.com/1850109871 You seem unsure about your own opinions about retirement. Is it a luxury or someting anyone who isn’t a lazy friviolous starbucks drinker can do?

Lol nobody under 40 believes they will ever retire. Almost nobody I know my age has any retirement accounts or plans, we’re all just trying to survive right now.

I was going to say the same thing! Loved my easter eggers!

It’s cool of you to show up and completely reinforce the author’s thesis that men on dating apps suck.