I'm a committed agnostic, but I hope there's a hell just so whoever chose to market this as a Swingers clone (and, consequently, convince me to rent it from my local video store almost 20 years ago) can go there.

Fire that Jew!

It sounds like what you'd name a fake English pub in America, honestly.

Oh, so THAT'S the origins of the Regal Beagle!

Look, if you're suggesting the Gong Show act that was just two women eating popsicles was supposed to be something inappropriate…

Why should you feel guilty about enjoying Bachelor Party? What an odd sentiment.

A friend of mine once made a Nancy Drew* and said it was disgusting.

Ran on the air until 1978. The live shows continued into the 1990s.

Hey Sil, did you hear what I said? I said I like to imagine Kal Penn speaking like Paulie from The Sopranos

Bigger hatchet job in terms of editing for content: The Wire on BET, The Sopranos on A&E, or Sex and the City on TBS?

I need a drink.

Feeny probably got the advice from Thomas Jefferson. We're not all from Boston.

I once read on jumptheshark.com that there was an episode of Welcome Back, Kotter (probably post-Grease and/or Saturday Night Fever, I don't know the exact chronology) where Travolta did the Barbarino dance, the audience screamed, and Travolta proceeded to WALK TO THE EDGE OF THE FOOTLIGHTS AND TAKE A BOW. I'd…

Outside of instances where pilots were reshot with new castmembers? Not that I can think of, no. Certainly not ER.

Oh God, if you thought the Pearl Forrester years were great, then you're really in for a treat when you watch the Comedy Central.

My guess is that that was the plan all along.

Yeah, but he was played by Richard Lewis, and his wife was played by Laraine Newman, so.

Yeah, and I'm sure that's not even the most exploitative ep ever made, either.

We had them in Chicago for a few years and then they all closed abruptly.

Yeah, they don't call it Chinablock for nothing.