This post would've benefited from a SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT at the end.

Yeah Dad, you told us.

Cuppa tea fer the big fella?!

"Before Grey's you know she was regularly appearing in random films here and there"

I haven't done it since our dog licked my piss off the floor of the bathroom in front of the toilet and then licked my face.

The chip butty I saw someone order in London in November was chips on a sub roll topped with mayonnaise, and made me never want to eat a carb again.

Terrible!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, table five, table five!

As did Rusty's line about being a man since last night or whatever it was.

But is he smart enough to run a Dunkin' Donuts? Or a motel in the Deep South?

Christoph Waltz is an Oscar-nominated actor who also happens to be German, so of course he's playing a Nazi. Again.

Thanks! Later I'll tell you the one about the Chinaman who went for an eye exam.

THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

And a complete spoiler, how odd that it ended up in the trailer.

"Get your shit together" says 50-year-old man who empties bedpans for a living.

You've had a lot of dick (had a lot of dick)

It's the same thing he does when he tells his troops about the Confederacy declaring that white commanders of black troops are committing treason.

One time I was looking through a movie theater's lost and found and saw a pair of pants.

Hey, so was Father Ted.

FEET. Wipe your FEET.