My favorite in-joke is in Shrek Ever After, when Alternate Universe Donkey doesn't want to sing for the witches in the cart he's pulling, so they whip him, and he responds I DECIDED, LONG AGO, NEVER TO WALK, IN ANYONE'S SHADOW!

Whatever it was, it was consistent throughout the film. As opposed to FBDO, where he pronounced "palms" and "diamond" with a Chicago Accent and everything else with his Eugene Jerome accent.

They're always overcooked and dry when I order them. Always.

Popeye's chicken and Burger King's fries would be pretty awesome.

Are we gonna get an article on Helen Hayes' nomination for Airport later this week?

Not as I recall, no.

Sour mix in a margarita? What is this, Auschwitz?!

She also showed up for the recreation of the FBDO parade scene in Chicago last summer. Though she looked really frail, so I'd get on that RR if I were you, AVC.

His Massachusetts accent was better than his Chicago accent.

I saw Then She Found Me on a date. I later saw Revolutionary Road on a date with the same woman. She was bad luck when it came to movies.

I knew the story was going to end badly, because I've seen Spectre.

The local Whole Foods had raw geese and ducks available for sale around the holidays.

It's not as awful as Zach And Miri Make A Porno.

He promoted it as comparable to Slap Shot, which is like saying Rookie of the Year is comparable to Major League.

"I have yet to see Goon."

I've seen it, and no, you don't want to see it.

God, I've missed you.

I like to skip that particular scene when I rewatch it.

My wife and I went to the screening at the Music Box on Valentine's Day and I'd forgotten about the period in my life that I liked to describe as a series of singing-Surrey-With-The-Fringe-On-Top-in-front-of-Ira moments. That…took me back.

Except for that guy who divorced his wife and then remarried her like 3 wives later. And even she looked like she'd had just about enough of his bullshit.