"When are you building the wall?"

Me, at the beginning: Why is this an Alan Smithee film?
Me, 90 minutes later: …oh.

Sal went into labor with him at the end of season 5, so…close enough.

"British"?

Radius in DC, Mom's in Arlington.

As long as it's made with that godawful abomination known as Provel, it's gonna be awful.

Nabin, you know there's an Aurelio's in Marietta, right?

Last weekend I tried St. Louis pizza, and my God was it disgusting. I don't know what the fuck Provel is, but they should immediately stop making it, whatever it is.

It used to be Ristorante AV, but when I left in 2013, it was Radius.

I saw them twice, between like 2009 and 2010, and Shelby's "stand up act" was by far the worst part of either show. One opening act was about the giant dildo she bought when Chong went to prison. Wocka wocka wocka.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chemma and have a son in law named Jeff…

Yeah, that's Nice Dreams.

Hey gargoyle, more food!

Dinner for Schmucks would have been better if the makers hadn't decided the organizers of the dinner needed to get their comeuppance, which I assume didn't happen in the original.

It was worse than a movie starring Will Arnett, Dax Shepherd, Chi McBride, Bob Odenkirk, and Michael Shannon had any right to be, but better than a prison comedy had any right to be.

Toyota Kawasaki is just “politically incorrect, albeit understandable as a product of the time,” right?

Fortunately this was Run the Series of Cheech AND Chong and not Cheech OR Chong, or you would've had to watch The Shrimp on the Barbie.

Yeah.

I was overseas when Smooth was released, and at first I thought it was by Matchbox 20 featuring Carlos Santana, but was relieved to learn it was by Santana featuring Rob Thomas. I don't know why that was better, other than "because it was 2000."

Is this by the same creator of Cocktail Bar?