They're so much better than the old fries, though; the ones that were, like, finely diced potatoes that were then reformed into fry form.

It sure sounds like a proto-Crash based on this article.

Yes, because if there's anything The Princess Bride was lacking, it's scenery-chewing.

Everything I've heard about it in this article makes me think it's the Boomer equivalent of Kicking and Screaming, which means I won't be watching it.

TOUCH HIS DICK, AND HE'S DEAD!

The beer can chicken I do in my oven is miles better than some warmed-over, dried-out abomination of a rotisserie chicken sitting in its own congealed fat.

Yeah, that was quite a merkin she was sporting.

I'm assuming this is some sort of Lisa Bonet reference, because that was…really specific.

Dennis Miller has said a lot of awful shit since 9/11 (and most of it in the last election cycle), but he almost earns a free pass from me for labeling Dice "Fonzie with Tourette's syndrome."

And that's that.

I used to think he said "YOU'RE the Bulgarian, you fuck!" and haven't decided if that's funnier or less funny.

He was completely forgettable from the Vinyl series premiere.

I thought that's where they were going with the assassination attempt in S4 - Claire orchestrated it

Yeah, but this was an actual near-week.

And soldiers who long to burn gays at the stake.

The jokes about Milton Keynes were hilarious to me after I spent a week or so there.

It helped that I still owned both an answering machine and a car with a tape deck, so those jokes weren't completely obsolete.

Eddie Redmayne for Newton Pulsifer.

I remember hearing a rumor about 15 years ago that Crowley and Aziraphale were gonna be played by Robin Williams and Robert DeNiro.

I didn't read it until 2000, so it's only 17 years old to me.