Right. By fleeing the scene, he prevented his employer and/or law enforcement from determining if he was, say, under the influence of something.

[bleeding profusely]

First, catch your honey badger.

I personally prefer my emotional support Honey Badger.

A spokesperson said it’s all because Muir never filed “standard form 95.” He can’t file a claim without it — which no one had mentioned to Muir.

Even if that were true, he still stomped the gas instead of the brake which is what caused the actual accident, and then fled the scene.  Innocent people rarely run.

I too feel as though I got rear-ended by the government just last night.

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from swiftly fleeing their accidental crashes.”

Seriously? Man the stuff you just can’t make up.

That’s exactly what he deserves...

I know it didn’t happen but I REALLY wish when he came out the car was gone, seized by the court.

Gay Vampire, Peter Thiel. Always remember the Gay Vampire part, since he really, really, really hates being reminded of that.

Last week Behind the Bastards started their series on Theil. I didn't realyhow unhinged he was until now. 

Justice for Gawker.

Jail is too good for that fucking asshole.  

Not just contempt. I’d think he’s definitely flirting with theft charges at this point. He’s possessing (and hiding) somebody else’s property. Maybe some brave soul with a rented CyberTruck will run him off the road in an act of SWEET VIGILANTE JUSTICE!

Leave him a barrel and some suspenders, and that’s it.

I’m always sad that Peter Theil isn’t part of these conversations

Can’t they just throw him in jail with a contempt charge until he complies and turns over every bit of property they know he owns?

Put him in the cell next to Trump.  Save a spot for Elon.